riosleftsock
8:50 Tue Dec 1
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"I was just wearing the head off her in the jacks"
Is this some sort of BOGslang?
Spudwogs.
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Johnson
8:47 Tue Dec 1
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BEARD
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collyrob
8:45 Tue Dec 1
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Last year I pulled the best looking bird in the company, little blonde kickboxer, fit as a fiddle, telling me all this bollocks about how she doesn't love her husband and all, I was just wearing the head off her in the jacks and got half a tug.
She text me about a week ago asking was I getting a hotel room this year. My arse fell out of me. I'm sexually intimidated by her!
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Toe Rag
5:33 Tue Dec 1
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I'm self employed so drinking heavily in silence on my own again.
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bruuuno
5:30 Tue Dec 1
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Hahaha bill I am that tickled me that did. There's some strange fuckers about
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casual hammer
5:29 Tue Dec 1
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I don`t do them.
Free booze and work colleagues always ends in tears....
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Ricky Bobby
5:27 Tue Dec 1
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MASSIVE party this year being held in Birmingham... 90% of the women are annoying cunts but the other 10% would get a bit of RB if they play their cards right.
I'm not drinking this year so even if offered on a plate I will proberbly decline.
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Far Cough
5:02 Tue Dec 1
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knocking off early to get cunted.
Is this normal?
Yes
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Troy McClure
5:01 Tue Dec 1
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This Thursday. Gonna be shit.
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mashed in maryland
4:40 Tue Dec 1
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Never been to one.
100% truth.
My first one is this year, we've got some all you can eat buffet at work then all knocking off early to get cunted.
Is this normal?
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BIL-I-AM
4:37 Tue Dec 1
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My favorite is a work one about 7 years ago where a good mate of mine was ploughing his way through a large amount of bugle.
He's a lovely fella, middle aged gay bloke who is as soft as you like. He came back from his upteenth visit to the bogs to tell us some mouthy bloke from our sister company had started on him and there had been a scuffle where he put the other bloke on his arse. Of course, as his mates we decide to go looking for this bloke given the vague description of "shit hair / trendy glasses"
After 5 minutes or so of looking around and further questioning, I then think to ask him if he has just made all this up in his pissed and coked up stuper to try and impress us. He goes very red and walks off.
Pretty much every Christmas or gathering of the same mates this gets brought up under the heading "Tony's imaginary fight".
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penners28
4:09 Tue Dec 1
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We get warning emails before our xmas do's about no jeans and behaviour. Last year matey got an arm broken during an arm wrestling challenge. WILD
we always have ours on a thurs which is shit
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Son of Anarchy
4:06 Tue Dec 1
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Sausage fest
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Davenport
4:04 Tue Dec 1
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16 GEEZERS ON MY XMAS DOO THIS YEAR. BUZZING
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Son of Anarchy
4:03 Tue Dec 1
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Got mine at The Foundation Room at the Mandalay Bay this year, itll be dinner and drinks.
Im a family man now so ill be one pf the boring cunts who slopes off early then finds out the gossip 6 months later.
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Erith Jeff
4:03 Tue Dec 1
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Well fuckin fuck u twice fkr tryin to be smart coz I asked where he work nkt where he is goin for the party. Fuckd ya fat old shite give me some tips for the horses grandad hahahahahahaha
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SnarestoneIron
4:01 Tue Dec 1
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Erith Jeff 3:55 Tue Dec 1
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Can you not fucking read?
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Erith Jeff
3:55 Tue Dec 1
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Goose where do u work son sound like a proper lil place there. 30 lovely lady for Sammy to inpress I mite turn up
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Erith Jeff
3:54 Tue Dec 1
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fuck off disckie u fat shit
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dicksie3
3:54 Tue Dec 1
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Never a fan of them...
Some people seem to just fucking lose their minds and go mental... I think these sort of people probably don't get out much or aren't used to drinking...
I'll go to my one in a couple of weeks but it will be my last as I'm leaving this place soon, thankfully...
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goose
3:53 Tue Dec 1
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velvet underground in shoreditch this year so should be good.
always a decent party, made better by the fact that 70% of my office is women under the age of 30.
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